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To be sure I.d much prefer to talk about how fast i can go around the Cape Town track but here goes...quite a few fall-overs.. once cause i sqeezed too hard coming to a standstill at a steep downhill stop...Front slipped, fell over at 1km/h...moron.
Fitted new tires early one morning, and they told me to take it easy at first cause they slippy..(yah they slippy! .. they covered in silicone, fool!) ...anyway they scrub them before they flog them now..

Two big accidents.. i seem to have a thing for drunks.. I just cant stay outta their way...First a drunken vagrant waltzes infronta me on a feeder...the car ahead of me missed him by an inch...pitty.. lesson learnt..
Drunk people are very unpredictable and can change direction quickly, especially when they're being tugged on and screamt at by a similarly drunk partner.
Cracked sternum,dislocated right shoulder and a broken righthand...he died as he got to the hospital.Felt bad for awhile but not for long.

Second boozer simply smashed into me at a redrobot (we call em robots..cool huh). He sideswiped two cars on the highway and collected me as he exited the highway into capetown.Damn lucky i made it outta that one... Broken Fibia (thats good,Tibia, you get nuts an bolts) and a major de-gloving (see pic!)

. Lesson..Keep a steely eye (one only) on whats going on behind you as you slow to a stop.. anywhere. They're still lookin for the rubbish..